Heimel writes a column about women for Playboy, or did, and these are collections of them. At their best, they're witty, insightful, and illuminating. At their worst, some of them are a touch repetitive and some are a touch dry. Overall, she's fun.

**** If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet? Amazon
Essays

* Sex Tips for Girls Amazon
Essays

*** Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth; I'm Kissing You Goodbye Amazon
Essays

*** If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? Amazon
aka When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me
Essays

These two titles are the same book; Leave Me is in hardback and Doesn't Ring is the paperback. I think I'll keep a strong prejudice against the publishers from here on.